I love Mike.
I love, love, love Mike.
But I don't need to give him those gross chalk-like conversation hearts for him to know that. Seriously, who invented those things? It's like someone took a piece of chalk, colored it pink, wrote "I love you" on it and called it candy. How is this a billion dollar idea?!
But I will admit my very favorite part of this holiday: JuJu Hearts.
They are my very favorite candy in the world and you can only get them at stupid, dumb Valentine's Day.
Mean, dumb-ass candy-nazis.