Monday, September 27, 2010

San Jose State Slaughter

Okay, I'll say it.
Yes, we're happy that the Utes are currently 4-0. Yes, it looks like we'll have no trouble with Notre Dame or (especially) BYU (TCU might still give us a run for our money, but we can be optimistic on that front). Yes, it looks like Utah will have another outstanding season and we'll be headed into the PAC12 with a great record . . .

BUT . . .

Winning a game by 53 points just does not make for exciting football.


The final score against San Jose on Saturday was 56-3.

Let me say that again:

Needless to say, the Utes were happy with their win.

And I was bored.

BYU's record for the season is now 1-3. But they should have been asked to the PAC12 too, right?! (Just ask them. Big cry-babies.)

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Blah (and New Mexico)

I wish that I had something exciting and wonderful to write about. But, unfortunately, my interest in the blogging sphere has lessened somewhat of late.

Maybe I just have nothing to write about anymore.

Or maybe I have tons to write about, but enjoy keeping you all in suspense.

Can you feel it?! The tingling, hair-raising, What crazy adventures is Melissa going to write about? suspense?!

Yeah, me neither.

The Utes did have another victory this past weekend against New Mexico. My cousin, Caitlin, and her husband, Zach, live down in New Mexico, and when Mike remembered that, he was keen to go. But, since Caitlin and Zach just had a baby (welcome to the world, Easton!), I refused to do that to them. Lucky Zach still got to the go the game.

I don't know why Mike wanted to go so badly, though. It was an easy win for the Utes.

Final score 56-14. Which makes the Utes 3-0 and moves us up to 13th in the polls. And I thought last week was a massacre.



Monday, September 13, 2010


Massacre? I'd say winning 38-10 qualifies as a massacre.

Go Utes!

Friday, September 3, 2010

Yeah, That's Right -- We Do Belong!

As last night proves, Utah definitely earned their invitation to the PAC 12. First game of the "Farewell Tour" was last night against the Pittsburgh Panthers. Final score (after OT): 27-24.

Look! Latu Heimuli (#68) has a bubble butt in this picture!:
Great block, though.
Ouch. That one looked like it hurt.
This one too:HA, HA! You can't catch me!
That's right, we do belong and we earned and deserve our invitation to the PAC 12.
Suck on that, Cougars.

My favorite part of the game? Remmington coming over (completely drunk), showing me his new Rolex (and his fun flask), and telling me about this girl who bit him on the lip and made him bleed.

I wonder if he even remembers seeing me?

How's the hangover today, Remmy?